The Kindly Ones

by Jonathan Littell

Paperback Edition, 983 pages

Originally published 2006

“So what’s the most atrocious thing you’ve seen?” He waved his hand: “Man, of course!”

Max Aue made it to the big time in the higher echelons of the Nazi regime and years later he’s decided to write his biography in an attempt to cleanse his soul and set the record straight.

I’m going to review and score each chapter:

  1. Toccata – Max lays down his intentions to tell his story. A good opening chapter that immediately lures you in and makes you pay attention. 4/5
  2. Allemande 1 & 2 – Max is in Ukraine as an officer in the extermination squads who are systematically executing Jews, Communists and Soviets; thousands are nonchalantly disposed of. What’s so disturbing isn’t the act of killing or the number of deaths but the blase language the officers use to plan the most effective method. There is a sizable chunk written about language origin, which went on way too long but otherwise a strong chapter which sets the tone for the rest of the book. 4/5
  3. Courante – Max is re-assigned to Stalingrad just before the Germans capitulate. He is witness to the deplorable conditions and poor decision making that ultimately leads to their defeat. The prose is superb as the author paints a hauntingly bleak picture of one of the pivotal battles of WW2. 5/5
  4. Sarabande – Max is recovering in Berlin after the brutality of Stalingrad. He decides to visit his Mother for the first time in many years. We learn more about his family past and his ‘special’ relationship with his sister. This chapter is a kind of interlude which temporarily shifts focus away from the War. 5/5
  5. Menuet en Rondeaux – Max is now working for Himmler and is sent on a supervisor/investigatory mission to the famous concentration camps. He tries to improve the camps conditions with a better diet and less hostile treatment from the guards, which would ultimately increase productivity but he soon realises that murdering the Jews is more important than manufacturing for the war. The longest and probably the standout part of the book as it provides an insight into ‘The Jewish Question’ that goes beyond the well documented death toll. 5/5
  6. Air – Berlin is falling so Max takes refuge in his Sisters empty house. He temporarily loses his mind and has several sexually degrading visions of his sister. This went on too long and seemed to be the author indulging in his warped, pornographic fantasies. It’s relevant to Max’s character but becomes repetitive. 2/5
  7. Gigue – The inevitable fall of Berlin as Max describes the utter chaos and destruction of his beloved city. It’s a fitting and worthy ending to a brilliant book. 4/5

This book is unbelievably dense with only seven chapters spanning 975 pages. The text is small and fills each page like a relentless black wave with no let up but at no stage was i tempted or driven to the point of giving up even though the task of reading this mammoth novel seemed endless. I read this over a two week period whilst reading something else concurrently as i realised from page 1 that time and patience were required. This isn’t a book you can just burn through; it requires your full attention.

One of the main feelings i have taken away from The Kindly Ones is the utter futility of the majority of our actions. Even when it becomes apparent that Germany will be on the losing side Max is still required to write and file his reports with the powers that be. Surely fictional Max would look back on those six years of WW2 and cry in horror at the hours he wasted writing reports that ultimately burned to ash. But this resonates in every job i’ve ever had. I sit at my desk filling in sales spreadsheets and processing orders that nobody will care about in five years. It’s insane!

My score – 4/5

The Fifth Heart

by Dan Simmons

Paperback Edition, 664 pages

Originally published 2015

“Henry James hated epilogues and refused to use them in his fiction. He said that life granted us no “epilogues”, so why should art or literature?”

In a similar vein to the brilliant Drood Dan Simmons now focuses on a different historical duo. On a trip to France Henry James makes the decision to end his life only to find intervention in the unlikeliest of people; the fictional detective genius made real Sherlock Holmes. James gets roped into traveling with Holmes to America to investigate the apparent suicide of Clover Adams seven years previous. Her brother doesn’t believe the suicide verdict and hires Holmes to delve a little deeper.

The crux of the story is the suicide investigation but an intriguing subplot, and what interested me the most before picking up The Fifth Heart, was Sherlock Holmes realisation that he might not be real and is instead a fictional character. This was an interesting idea and i was fascinated to see how it would play out. Sadly it’s completely underutilised to the point of barely being featured. Holmes does ask a few people their opinion on his reality crisis but he never becomes fully committed to exploring his theory. If i’ve missed the point of the Sherlock Holmes existential crisis then the author should have been clearer because as the reader it seemed completely pointless. There is a scene that did make me think of the Deadpool movie, which drew an audible sigh of disappointment.

Without the ‘Am i real?’ subplot fully explored The Fifth Heart is just an average Sherlock Holmes novel with the inclusion of other famous historical characters. This isn’t the Dan Simmons that impressed me so much with The Terror, Ilium and Hyperion but a more watered down version. Give this one a miss and read Drood, which stars Charles Dickens and Wilkie Collins. It’s way better.

My score – 3/5

Assail (Malazan Novel #6)

by Ian C. Esslemont

Paperback Edition, 776 pages

Originally published 2013

“What do you see?” Ieleen asked. Jute scanned the shore once again. He saw…futility. And greed. “Blind stupid avarice,” he said….

The final book in I.C.E’s original series of six is a bit of a mixed bag of highs and lows. Just like the Crippled God i had an idea in my mind of how i wanted this to end but it wasn’t even close. I guess that’s just life; what you want and what you get are rarely the same.

I was expecting at least 90% of the book to be set on Assail. This is what happened in Blood & Bone with Jacuruku and i wanted to explore Assail in the same manner but it always felt as if i was stuck on the coast in a ship. Rather than just arriving at Assail and setting off for the Sea of Gold the main characters spent most of their time navigating the coast looking for an appropriate place to land. This was fine for a while but eventually it became tiresome and resembled Pirates of the Caribbean. When the Malazans et al do eventually land the book is two thirds done. The parts set on Assail followed Orman, who has acquired his dead fathers legendary spear, and the rest of his clan as they battled other clans. I think this was the general gist of the story as it was pretty boring and after a while i realised i wasn’t sure what was happening.

Luckily there were a few sub-stories that made Assail worth the effort. The Crimson Guard are on their way to Assail to save member Cal-brinn, who was left stranded many years before, and to find the secrets of their ‘Vow’. Yes, they do spend most of their time on a ship but they’re far more interesting than the invading Malazan and Letherii soldiers. The other character who i hope appears in future books is Kyle; he’s great. As is Fisher kel Tarth who travels to Assail for a homely visit and meets a Tiste Andii with memory loss.

The main crux of the story is the returning T’lan Imass to Assail to stir up some more trouble with the Jaghut. Silverfox, our beloved Summoner from Memories of Ice, is there to stop them and calm the situation.

Beyond this point there will be Spoilers:

So ideally i wanted a lengthier appearance by the Forkrul Assail. I don’t believe this is too much to ask given the book is set on their homeland but it doesn’t happen. Every time Fisher mentioned them i got excited because they were the brilliantly written bad guys from Eriksons series and i foolishly believed an army of them would show up at the end to wreak havoc. Instead one lonely Forkrul Assail appears at the end for a few pages to become involved in the peace treaty between the Imass and Jaghut. The Imass basically slaughtered hundreds of locals to be told to ‘stop it’. The thing that really irked me was the revelation that the amnesiac Tiste Andii was Anomander Rake reborn. Didn’t like this at all especially as his death in Toll the Hounds was so cool! Let the legendary dead stay dead.

Not as consistently good as the Erikson series but i still enjoyed it.

In true nerd style i’m going to put the books in the order of favourite to least favourite

  1. Stonewielder
  2. Blood & Bone
  3. Return of the Crimson Guard
  4. Orb Sceptre Throne
  5. Assail
  6. Night of Knives

My score – 3/5

The Darkness That Comes Before (The Prince of Nothing #1)

by R. Scott Bakker

Paperback Edition, 608 pages

Originally published 2003

“One cannot raise walls against what has been forgotten…”

I’m always on the look out for a series as complex as Malazan Book of the Fallen but it’s been a struggle. The Way of Kings was borderline Young Adult and The Empire in Black and Gold wasn’t ground breaking. Whilst The Darkness That Comes Before doesn’t have as good a story as Malazan it is certainly on par in terms of complexity.

Imagine being dropped into the middle of an unnamed forest with a broken compass: that’s pretty much how i felt during the first 200-300 pages of this book. The characters are many with ridiculously long names; towns, cities, religious groups and kingdoms are relentlessly reeled off with no prior reference point. The author writes as if the reader is familiar with his made up world with no f**ks given if you’re not. I can certainly see why there were so many DNF’s on Goodreads as a massive amount of patience is required. Thankfully this is exactly the kind of book i was looking for.

The main plot centres around the imminent Holy War between the believers and the heathens (it’s more complicated than that but this is the easiest way to describe it.) There are four main characters each with their own section: Drusas Achamian is a Sorcerer/Spy sent on a mission by his Mandate School to uncover the reasons behind the Holy War and who’s backing it. He is also convinced the No-God’s return is imminent but his attempts to convince others aren’t successful. Cnaiur urs Skiotha is the defeated warrior on a personal mission to find his fathers killer at the holy city of Shimeh. Accompanying him is Kellhus, who i imagined as a Sherlock Holmes type figure, who happens to be the son of Cnaiur’s fathers killer. Finally there is the scheming Emperor Zerxei hoping to turn the Holy War to his advantage. The story is a thousand times more complex than my attempt at describing it but an essay would be needed for a full and proper synopsis.

Around page 400 when the pieces started to fall into place and the world made more sense this became an enthralling read with a massive amount of scope. Packed full of philosophy and religious theory i came away feeling more intelligent! If you’re after a challenging but rewarding read then i recommend this. I’ve already ordered Book 2.

My score – 4/5

Blood & Bone (Malazan Novel #5)

by Ian C. Esslemont

Paperback Edition, 847 pages

Originally published 2012

“Ghosts ruled the jungles of Jacuruku…”

Imagine The Lost City of Z but with even more ways to get killed and you’ve pretty much got Blood & Bone the fifth book in Ian C Esslemont’s series of Malazan novels.

For the first time the focus is the continent of Jacuruku, which I imagined as the Amazon rainforest with the danger level ramped up to 11; I challenge you not to itch or have the urge to shower after reading this book! The recently disavowed Crimson Guardsman Skinner has returned to the jungle to aid the Thaumaturgs in a search and destroy mission of the Witch Queen Ardata, the islands sorcerous ruler. Problem being she lives in a secret city in the middle of the jungle that barely anyone has reached alive. K’azz D’Avore, rescued leader of the Crimson Guard, is recruited by agents of Ardata to rid Jacuruku of Skinner. We also have the classy Sister Spite leading a band of Malazans on a treasure hunt, local resident Saeng searching for a temple and finally the mysterious ‘Warleader’ recruited by the island tribes to wipe out the Thaumaturgs. As with any Malazan book there’s a shed load going on all heading toward the inevitable convergence.

After the disappointing Orb Sceptre Throne it was a relief to see a return to the writing form I.C.E displayed in Stonewielder. The main contributing factor is featuring a location not explored before in either of the series: Jacuruku. The plot is a good one but what really stands out is the environmental descriptions. The jungle is as hellish as you’d expect; insects, sickness, heat, rain and several beasties. The writing is so good I could genuinely picture myself walking with the Thaumaturgs suffering as they do and most probably crying. I’m glad the UK only offers house spiders and mice as a threat.

I also loved the references to the events taking place concurrently with the Erikson series and Stonewielder. This was brilliantly done and brought a couple of moments of enlightenment. Overall it’s a class book and if you’re as avid a Malazan fan as me then there’s not really much more to say. Assail awaits.

My score – 5/5

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest (Millennium #3)

by Steig Larsson

Paperback Edition, 745 pages

Originally published 2007

“Salander was afraid of no-one and nothing. She realized that she lacked the necessary imagination – and that was evidence enough that there was something wrong with her brain…” 

I finished the last page of The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest with a touch of sadness. I had just concluded the greatest thriller trilogy I’m likely to ever read and I realised this was the last book I would experience by this genius author. True, there are other Millennium books and I do own them but already I’m doubting they’ll compete with what came before. Just like the MCU I’ll be treating them as phases; Stieg Larsson the untouchable author of Phase 1 and David Lagercrantz, picking up the pen for an audience of sceptics, continuing the Millenniums legacy in Phase 2.

Book 3 picks up directly after The Girl Who Played With Fire. Lisbeth Salander, now my favourite fictional female (sorry Tavore Paran!) is laid up in hospital with a bullet lodged in her brain and other wounds too numerous to mention. Across the hall is Zalachenko, Lisbeths father and outright deplorable human being. Both have miraculously survived the bloody vicious brawl from book 2 but questions need to be answered. Faced with an imminent date in court Lisbeth must now rely on her supporters to aid in her fight for justice and the all important truth. Womanising Mikael Blomkvist is at the head of the Lisbeth supporters table. He calls upon the police, his lawyer sister, Swedish secret agents and computer hackers in his quest to free Salander.

As with the two previous instalments Lisbeth is used sparingly and just like Bane and Joker from the Batman films this keeps her appearances impactful. Yes, some of her skills do seem slightly ridiculous but this wasn’t an issue for me; I accepted her as a genius. The main focus is once again Mikael Blomkvist who I cannot help but warm to every time he shows up. This is the case with all the characters as they’re so well written and developed that I became invested in all of them even the bad guys whom I wanted to get their comeuppance.

The plot probably isn’t as complex as the previous two books but it was never an issue and unfortunately this is what held me back from reading this for the seven odd months it sat on my shelf. It’s a couple of hundred pages longer than it’s predecessors and doesn’t sound as interesting but I burned through it; it’s one of those rare books I’d class as unputdownable.

Due to how well the trilogy culminates I’m going to rescore the first two books. I originally gave them 4/5 but completing the series has made me realise the purposeful genius behind everything Stieg Larsson wrote. His loss is deeply sad but I am honoured to have read his parting magnum opus.

My score is 5/5 

The Godfather

by Mario Puzo

Paperback Edition, 595 pages

Originally published 1969

“Michael Corleone sends his regards…”

I’ve had this on my shelf for over a year glaring at me, begging to be read but I was never in the right mood. Its turned out to be a classic and one of the few ‘old’ books I’ve read that’s lived up to the hype.

I saw the first two films many years ago and now intend to buy the DVD Trilogy as I have an urge to see these masterfully written pages acted out on screen. For the uninitiated the story is actually pretty simple but so brilliantly genius Mario Puzo is probably glad he thought of it first. Vito Corleone is the ageing gangster Don, leader of an empire that has shunned the rat race and any other rule society imposes on civilization. He’s a man with a wealth of respect who grants favours (mostly revenge) for return favours (mostly food and booze). He’s a fair man with the welcoming warmth of a kindly grandfather but beneath those layers a powerful reaper is lurking with subtle words of threat.

On the flip side to Vito is his youngest son Michael who has no interest in the family business and would rather lead a straight life. His mindset soon changes when his father is gunned down in the street and left on the verge of death. Michael is inevitably pulled in and so the story goes of the fall of the great Vito Corleone and the rise of Michael Corleone to ruthless Mafia King. 

The book is split into numerous parts with each following a different ‘family member’ during a period of their interesting lives. There’s no undercurrent of sarcasm when I say ‘interesting’ as I genuinely mean it. Every conversation is a fascinating insight into their world and beliefs that it almost makes you wish you could enter the book and live amongst them. It’s comparable to a religion but this one actually makes sense with proper values. 

The writing is flawless with no drops in momentum or periods of lull. The story is perfectly weaved together to culminate in an ending of sheer perfection. Just absolute class.

My score – 5/5

Empire in Black and Gold (Shadows of the Apt #1)

by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Paperback Edition, 612 pages

Originally published 2008

” So why inflict their regime on other people?” she demanded. “Because we must grow lest we stagnate,” he replied, as though it was as very simple as that. “And because those who are not within the Empire remain a threat to it…”

This has been on my radar for a while but the low scores have put me off and i already have a couple of long series on the go. What swayed me was the superb Cage of Souls by the same author, which is one of the better books i’ve read this year.

It’s an interesting plot concept which brings to mind the film 300 (well, my mind. maybe nobody else’s). The Wasps play the part of the Xerxes led Persians as they sweep over the land conquering all before them aiming for their end goal of ‘One Nation’. Stenwold Maker, a beetle spymaster defeated in the books opening battle at Myna, is laying low in Collegium keeping his eye on the advancing Wasps as they slowly make their way to the Lowlands. His attempts at convincing the governors of Collegium to take action and prepare for the inevitable invasion are rejected due to their selfishness. The idea of invasion is a joke to them so they’d rather turn a blind and live like fat kings. Fed up of Collegiums ignorance Stenwold assembles a team and departs for the Industrial city of Helleron, which seems to be the Wasps next conquest.

The idea of an all devouring race slowly conquering an entire world just appeals to me and the execution is pretty good. The standout sections are the political scheming and negotiations between the different insect/human races; dialogue is definitely the authors strongest writing skill. The downside to this book is the fighting/battle scenes; they’re such a drag. I found myself zoning out every time there was a scuffle. They seemed amateur compared to the rest of the book.

Fight scenes aside it’s a decent opener to a fantasy series and i will read book 2.

My score – 3/5

Winter in Madrid

by C.J. Sansom

Paperback Edition, 549 pages

Originally published 2006

“A bomb had fallen in Victoria Street. It had gouged a wide crater in the road and taken down the front of several shops…”

Better known for his Shardlake series, which i probably won’t get into, Winter in Madrid sees C.J. Sansom dabbling in post-Civil-War Spain during World War II. Injured Dunkirk veteran Harry Brett is hired by the British government to spy on his old school pal Sandy Forsyth who is now living in Spain and is involved in the shady world of gold mining. Harry’s mission is to uncover Sandy’s intentions and where his loyalties lie. The secondary plot involves Sandy’s wife, Barbara, attempting to locate old love interest Bernie who disappeared during the Spanish Civil War. 

Excuse the old analogy but this is a book of two halves. Part one sets up the story with decent character building and a good insight into WWII during 1940 with plenty of references to actual events. I’d class part two as the last 150 pages where the book just runs out of momentum. After the intrigue that is built during the first two thirds the latter stages of the book start to reveal where the plot will end up and it’s pretty average. If anything the big reveal tainted the story because it made a great deal of the book pointless.

Unfortunately the author does a fairly average job of depicting a war ravaged Spain. His descriptions are fine with streets rife with poverty and people starving into nothingness but i just didn’t feel any emotion coming through the pages. The Book Thief or All the Light We Cannot See are similar books of historical fiction and they genuinely made me lump-in-the-throat-sad, which is what i wanted. Winter in Madrid throws up the odd scene of heartache but i didn’t truly believe in it. They appear almost as afterthoughts.

My score – 2/5

Cage of Souls

by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Hardback Edition, 602 pages

Originally published 2019

“I suddenly saw things clearly myself, and I realised that there was no point. Shadrapar has no purpose, no function. It exists for itself only, its own downward spiral to oblivion…”

I consider this a very apt book just as the temperature of the earth increases year on year and that I read most of this during the ‘Sahara Bubble’, which scorched many parts of Europe this past week. I am grateful for the UK’s weather system as it was subjected to just one day of 30 degree heat this past Saturday whilst parts of France reached a terrifying 45. Cage of Souls is set an unspecified amount of time in the earths future when most of the population has been wiped out. The cause is never fully explained with only a few vague references to the past but clearly climate change was the catalyst. The sun is also on the decline with no clear time frame of how long it has. 

Shadrapar is civilsations last remaining city with a 100,000 occupants surrounded by uninhabitable deserts, jungle and freakish monsters. Nature has reclaimed Earth and the humans are playing piggy in the middle holding onto the last vestiges of humankind. Despite the frailty of the world there’s still a government who send people to prison. Dubbed ‘The Island’ it is home to a couple of thousand law breakers with no hope of ever leaving. It’s a rank sounding place surrounded by creature infested waters and a dangerous jungle. Stefan Advani is our main protagonist sent to ‘The Island’ to live out his last days in Hell. He meets many bizarre and violent characters and gradually recounts his story of how he ended up in prison.

This is a damn good book. It’s well written with prose full of philosophical thoughts and environmental descriptions that will delay any treks into the Amazon; it is a brutal future depicted to us by the author. Shadrapar reminded me of Ankh Morpork from the Discword series with its corruption and claustrophobic setting. The pacing is bang on with parts alternating between the prison and Stefan’s time in Shadrapar. They’re also a few references to the past, which is a nice touch. The last third isn’t as strong as what came before but the ending was just so fitting i couldn’t help but smile when i realised where the story was going. Absolute class.

My score – 4/5